Don’t Want No Bones for Christmas (I Want an Electric Guitar)

Paul Austin Kelly

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A rocking country Christmas song from a dog's point of view, featuring a singalong refrain, great backing vocals and an electric guitar solo.

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P.A. Kelly

P.A. Kelly

P.A. Kelly

It's a dog's life so they tell me
And I guess it'll always be
'Cause I'm a big gray dog who eats like a hog
But at least my eats are free
Oh, but this year it's gonna be different
My stomach will have to wait
Because when Santa gets the gist of my Christmas list
He's gonna bring me something great

I don't want no bones for Christmas,
I want an electric guitar!
Don't bring me rubber balls, give me an old Les Paul
And I'll be a superstar!
Don't want no bones for Christmas!
Just forget those chewy toys!
Give me the perfect tool for a rocking fool
to make some Christmas noise!

Write me some doggie pop songs
to howl on MTV!
And all the doggie chicks would dig my licks
My electricity
I'd make some great hit records,
CDs and MP3s.
You'll be tapping your toes to your radios
When the world discovers me, so–

Don't want no bones for Christmas
Give me an electric guitar
Scaring off all the cats with my Fender Strat
Would make me a canine star
When I shake my hips like Elvis
And growl that blue-eyed soul
With my axe strapped on I'd be so far gone
The new king of Rock and Roll!

Travellin' with my guitar
All around the world,
With a cultured tongue and so highly strung
My mane of fur unfurled.
I would fire my pedicurist
Have him thrown right into jail
I'd give him such a nip before I let him snip
My guitar picking nails

No, I don't want no bones for Christmas
Just want an electric guitar
Oh Santa, please, I'll give you all my fleas
Won'tcha let me be a star!
I'm not asking you for Britney Spears
Or a brand new Jaguar
But I don't want no bones for Christmas
I want an electric guitar!

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