Doctor Foster

Paul Austin Kelly

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Rocker using a nursery rhyme from Mother Goose with added funny lyrics. Funny backing vocals, screaming lead guitar and Hammond B3 organ with Leslie.

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Trad, arr. by P.A. Kelly | R. Durrant

Trad, arr. by P.A. Kelly | R. Durrant

P.A. Kelly

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
In a shower of rain.
He stepped in a puddle
Right up to his middle,
And never went there again.
Doctor Blunden went to London
In a torrent of hail.
It knocked his noggin crazy
Till his eyeballs went all hazy
So he kept them in a pail.
Doctor Bumbrage went to Tonbridge
In a terrible storm
He didn’t take his brolly
Nor his mackintosh or wellies
Or a hat to keep him warm.
Doctor Gorham went to Shoreham
Just to see a patient there.
The weather was ungodly
And it wore his temper badly,
So he tore out all his hair.

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